Right--you look twice at him and the second time you look that great mustache jabs you right in the eye. And then Lars, he tries to pick you up and of course he can do so with one hand because he's a great huge large fellow, and you can barely see the man with your eye watering the way it is, and you hear a great booming voice enquire "Kan jeg hjelpe deg?" and none of that should set a wench's heart aflame. EVER.